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Are You a Loser Who Can't Get Laid?
By Elvis Preston King
Join the Losers Club of America or the Losers Club of Canada, or the Losers Club of Europe. Believe me YOU are NOT ALONE!!
Don’t sit there and lie to me and tell me that no man I get laid. Once a year maybe if you’re lucky! YOU know who you are. Look buddy it is not all your fault. Since the Pilgrims first sailed over on the Mayflower society has been trying to keep you from getting yours!
Do you get nervous when you try to make a move on a woman? Do you become immobilized with fear? Are you the Wuss of Wusses? (Definition of wuss. ... A person regarded as weak or timid and especially as unmanly.) Have you just thrown in the towel because you know you are a loser? Are you an older man who would like to start dating and seducing younger ladies but you don’t have a clue?
Don’t worry about it. YOU ARE NOT ALONE! There is an “I am not getting laid epidemic” going on around the globe right now.
Ok you dead beat loser I am going to try to help you. There are a very small number of men in the US who claim to be getting laid right now. You can search them on Google or check out their books and cd’s at the book stores. It will be a lot of work, but maybe you can get laid a couple times a year if you work, study and practice. Search them under pick up girls, seduce girls, how to pick up women, pick-up artist, top playboy, top seduction artist, world’s number 1 pick-up artist etc. There are some smart guys who will teach you through their courses. Some provide seminars.
But your best bet would be to hook up with one of these guys and learn from the horses mouth. Watch him in action. See how he does it. Learn.
If you are one of the lucky ones who is a rich looser you can hire your man. I always think of lotto winners when I think of rich losers. Rich, lucky losers. That’s fantastic. I love the lotto!
Forget leading a life of emptiness and desperation with women. If you are a man who loves women and has difficulty getting laid I can help. You are not going to believe it but your author is the top pick-up artist in the world, bar none. I have posted a challenge on the internet called the World’s Top Playboy Playoff Challenge and created quite a stir in the pick-up artist community but no one has the balls to meet me in open competition.
Your author Elvis Preston King is available at this moment but don’t count on me to be there forever. You better get on the phone and call me fast because one day someone will grab me off the market. If you aren’t rich email me any way. I have been known to take pity on guys before. I have helped a couple guys for nothing. After all I am a nice guy.
The sad thing is that I know that most of you don’t have any money and I am looking for a rich buddy. Good luck. There is help for you guys out there. Do your homework.
But for YOU my SPECIAL looser buddy. I will be waiting for you to pick me up in your yacht or in your private jet. The girls are waiting. Thank God for the lotto and the luck of the draw. Elvis Preston King is YOUR MAN! Even if you are a looser with the girls now it doesn’t mean you can’t be smart. Your luck is about to change! When you hang out with the king you always “GET LUCKY.” Email me at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or call 809-581-8648.
About the Author
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
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