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Elvis Preston King Has Left the Building
By Elvis Preston King
Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
Dear Elvis Preston King fans. I appreciate all of your email letters from every corner of the globe. I know there are a lot of gentlemen out there who want to hang out with the King. Most of you are young guys who are not in a position to retire and hang out with the King .
For those of you who are not familiar with the King, Elvis Preston King. Elvis Preston King is the world’s number 1 man in the world of seduction and picking up girls. I am a 55 year old man who has never got past 18 in my desire for young beautiful women and I hope I never do. The good news is that I still date 18 year old playmates and 18 year old high school girls.
Yes I have those who envy and hate me too. I think I have some people so mad they are talking about raising the age of consent all the way up to 23 just so Elvis Preston King can’t legally lay all those young baby dolls!
I don’t like girls much over 18 normally speaking. My limit is around 22 and even there I begin to loose serious interest.
Yes I am the playboy of playboys. I have been a mult-millionaire playboy and retired for 10 years and enjoying playmate after playmate every single day of my life. Even Hef from the Playboy Empire envys me because I have younger and prettier girls. Unfortunately I played some bad investments and now the King has to go back in business. It is not a problem. The pay is good. My position pays me a million dollar a year after taxes. I think I will just work two years and quit. I will save the 2 million. I am not thinking like Warren Buffett about how I can make billions and take it all with me. I don’t need a yacht, or a private plane. Just give me a limo and a chauffeur a Playboy Mansion, my playmates and I am a happy camper. Unlike other overly ambitious people I realize that at 55 I am now on a time clock. No matter how much money I make I am going to kick the bucket any away and leave it all behind to my favorite charities anyway. So I am going to get in get my money for me and my playmates as fast as I can and get out and retire and enjoy my dream girls.
I have been looking for a wealthy partner who wants to live the playboy lifestyle with me but I have been unable to find the right gentleman who loves girls and just wants to enjoy the good life that I am available to provide. So I have decided to make my 2 million dollars and keep all the playmates for myself. I wished I was European and I could work for Euros with what Bush has done to the value of the dollar. I would hate it if I have to work one more year because of Bush’s incompetent work as president in the area of the destruction of the value of the dollar.
Be on the look out for the king with his stunners. Just the King and his dream girls. Sorry you missed your chance buddy. Elvis has left the building.
Elvis Preston King
About the Author
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
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