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Rich Men Don't Get Laid
By Elvis Preston King
The myth of the wealthy playboy is pretty much just the plot of a James Bond movie and not much of a reality. The last known billionaire playboy was Howard Hughes. Donald Trump has tried several times to follow in the Howard Hughes shoes but always fails miserably. He ends up marrying the first pretty face that gives him a little attention. Many people say that your author, Elvis Preston King and Donald Trump are spitting images of each other. Well, maybe so but I don’t go around marrying the first little sweety that comes along. There are too many girls and too little time. I lay one to three girls a day and believe me …I love every minute of it. I wouldn’t change my life for all the money in the world.
Look at Larry Ellison, who had it all going for him. He rolled over just like Donald Trump. I believe that the pressure of being a wealthy man just sucks out every ounce of energy so that the rich man just doesn’t have the energy to get laid. Which is really sad, what are they going to do…take it with them. I know I am on a time clock and I am going to enjoy mine…my girls, of course! Human beings have a limited life span…very limited. I prefer to enjoy the pleasures of life. Ok a companion is nice, but let’s don’t get carried away. You don’t have to marry the girl. There are other solutions if you love a girl. Especially for a wealthy man. Move her into an apartment or even a new house.
Freedom my man. Freedom… What do you think democracy is all about. Number 1 and foremost is freedom. Why would you want to become a millionaire or a billionaire and just hand over your life on a platter to a woman. I don’t think so. Children you say. I want children too but not at a cost of my freedom. You don’t have to be married to have children.
Once these men get in the marriage trap it can be hard to get out. Stuck with the wicked witch for an eternity. Not your author Elvis Preston King. He doesn’t get sucked into societies miserable existence. I have girlfriends that I love, but if I gave them a chance they would take it all away. That is girlfriend after girlfriend after girlfriend and I love my girls all 1000 plus of them. I have all sizes shapes and colors and I love my life. I just feel bad that it is over half gone guaranteed. Like Donald Trump I am no spring chicken. Money will not buy us more time. If science would do the job it could we could buy a little more time. But scientist’s don’t get laid either and they are sitting in there labs with a copy of Hustler Magazine and wishing they could get laid. While everyday we get older and older and older. This is what the king doesn’t like. I do exercise and eat power foods. I always get it up without Viagara but father time is going to take it away from Elvis Preston King and Donald Trump one day. Talking about Donald I have met his Ivana… I can see why he had to move on. Time is not kind to women. My girlfriends are between 18 and 18. I wouldn’t even look at Donald’s new wife she too will be an old broad soon. Mark my word…Donald will be divorced shortly. I have only one thing to say to you Donald….YOUR FIRED!
Wealthy men and getting laid. A hard combo. But if you are a wealthy man who truthfully doesn’t get your share there is a solution. Elvis Preston king is looking for a sidekick who isn’t getting his fair share. No you don’t have to give up the little wife if you don’t want to. That’s what private planes are for. You hang out with the king and your playmates when you want to. The King doesn’t do sleazy women. No bars, no strip clubs, no pros. I travel the world looking for the sweet innocent types who are fresh and a joy to make mad passionate love with.
Call Elvis now at 809-581-8648.
About the Author
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
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