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Girlfriend
By Elvis Preston King
Oh, what a word….GIRLFRIEND. You just wouldn’t believe in the Western World how many men just DO NOT have a girlfriend. You better believe it your author has a girlfriend. At the last count I counted over 1036. However, every day I meet new girlfriends and I break up with old ones. Although I have my top 10 beautiful girlfriends that compete for a little action from the king…Elvis Preston King. I simply DO NOT have time to go out with all the girls who want to date me. I do not do restaurants or movies. There simply isn’t enough time and I cannot go out in public with a girl or I would be linched by the other 999 girls if they saw me out and about with another girl! I do go to my Playboy Mansion bachelor pad and make mad passionate love to my girlfriends!
I feel sorry for those men that are always dreaming about my FUTURE GIRLFRIEND. I also feel sorry for those guys who are being led around by the nose by ONLY ONE GIRLFRIEND. By in large the men of the world are wusses and wimps. Who wouldn’t want 5 or 10 up to 1000 girlfriends… an idiot that’s who. Or maybe a Momma’s boy who believes everything Momma says.
Bad boys and macho men get their girls! Let the Wuss wine and dine the girls and go home with a kiss on his cheek (IF HE’S LUCKY). You and I will just lay the girls!
Don’t continue to be a wuss and a wimp pick up the phone and call Elvis Preston King the REAL world’s number 1 pick up artist! Telephone 809-581-8648.
About the Author
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
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