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The World's Top Ladies Man
By Elvis Preston King
Are you sure you want the job. Elvis Preston King is the World’s Top Playboy and the World’s Top Pick-up Artist. No man on earth seduces as many young 18 year old dream girls as Elvis Preston King.
Elvis loves every minute of it. But it can be a job sometimes. I see, romance and seduce different lovely girls every day. Never did a King ever have it so good. Maybe that’s why they call Elvis the New KING.
I have to have a secretary because my phone rings about every two minutes, including the cellular phone. I do not take the calls. If a girl insists in only talking to the King my secretary fakes my voice and tells the girl what she wants to hear that Elvis is all hers.
Amazing for a guy who comes from a country where billions of dollars a year is spent on getting laid and guys still don’t get laid.
Men are so desperate now that a new industry has opened up. It is a PUA business. PUA stands for pick-up artist. There are books, videos and tapes and seminars to teach gentlemen how to be a pick-up artist or a ladies man.
Elvis read some of the old books thirty years ago and never looked back until he became the number 1 pick-up artist in the world. So far Elvis has not written any books or prepared a seminar. He has offered his services to a buddy or sidekick who loves girls. But if no one is smart enough to want to hang out with Elvis he really doesn’t care. He has more girls and a more exciting life than any man on earth. Elvis is eternally 18. The clock seems to be ticking for everyone but Elvis now pushing 56 years old. Oprah would have to literally make her studio 4 times bigger just to accommodate all 1046 of the Elvis Preston King girlfriends in her studio audience!
Long live the KING. Elvis Preston King, The World’s Number 1 Pick-up Artist.
About the Author
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
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