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51. | Get Laid on Your First Date
Gentlemen to make love with one to three new girls per day one has to get laid on the first date. As matter of fact the absolute most dates that I would ever see a girl is three. I give most girls only one shot at your king. ...
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52. | Disabled Dating
If you are a disabled or handicapped gentleman who loves girls read this article.
Gentlemen, I have been thinking about you. I bet you like to get laid too. I am Elvis Preston King… I am the king of ...
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53. | Pick up Artist
Gentlemen, are there any pick up artists out there that are senior citizens? As far as I can tell your king is the lone wolf. I was doing some Google searching but most pick up artists are very young…In their twenties and thirties. I did locate a ...
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54. | Iron Mike Tyson to Fight Again
If the King has anything to say about it. No not Don King, Elvis King, Elvis Preston King.
Maybe Mike would like to retire but he simply can’t. He just owes too much money. Mike will most likely be wanting to hang out with your ...
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55. | The King on Mike Tyson
Well you have got all the reviews and views from the sports writers now let’s get the view of who really counts to the Elvis Preston King fans…. Elvis Preston King the “baddest playboy on the planet” about the “baddest guy on the planet.”
You other folks can ...
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56. | Seize Your Dream
So you worked and you sweated and the day finally arrived. You are a multi-millionaire. You have the cars, the boat, and the house on the water. You have your family, your children.
But all you ever wanted was to be ...
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57. | Chic Magnet
So you want to be “Chick Magnet.”
So who are today’s Chic Magnet’s are they a new rock and roll group? Maybe today’s Chic Magnets are the Brad Pitt’s of the world or maybe the Chic Magnets are the new pick up artists ...
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58. | Finding Hot YOUNG love After Fifty
Are you a distinguished gentleman who is tired of hanging out with Grandma?
It doesn’t have to be that way. You are simply not going to believe this but your search just brought up the world’s ...
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59. | Are You a Wussie Who Can't Get Laid?
Are you a Mr. Nice Guy?
Are you trying to convince her you are the man?
Are you sucking up and bowing down to your dream queen?
Are you following her around on shopping ...
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60. | Sexual Attraction… I Slept With Elvis
The girl says to her girlfriend, “Elvis has such sexual attraction I just couldn’t resist and I slept with him on the first date! Then I discover he does not have good husband qualities and he is just a ladies man. He has such an aurora such ...
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61. | Desperate to Get Laid
Women can sense your desperation. Women do not want desperate men. If they wanted desperate men they would make there way up to Alaska.
You buy the books and you take the courses and you still just can’t get laid.
My friend there is only one ...
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62. | Picking up Girls Made Easy
Look guys this is your King speaking, Elvis Preston King the King of Seduction. Remember I am not selling a book or seminar so I have nothing to gain by writing a lot of crap. Maybe ...
[Added: 09 Jun 2005 Hits: 45 Words: 440]
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63. | Sisters
Should you or should you not make mad passionate love to your girlfriend or wife’s sister?
The sister is similar to your girlfriend or wife but she has that something more or that something different that just drives you wild with desire for her ...
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64. | Confessions
“So Mr. King should I tell her. Please Mr. King I love her so much but should I confess?”
“Tell me what to do. Tell me Mr. King…I just can’t live without my girl.”
I understand son, ...
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65. | Never Had Your Fair Share of Hot Sexy Girlfriends
Don’t feel bad, neither has your author! Of course my fair share is in the thousands. If I told you the number you wouldn’t believe it anyway!
So what is a man’s fair share of hot sexy girlfriends?
The Puritan type people would prefer ...
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66. | Elvis Preston King Moves to Europe
As hard as I tried I just couldn’t find my Caribbean Queen. So I have packed my bags. I came close to marrying one or two of my prospective fiancés but I just couldn’t meet all ...
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67. | Get Laid Like a Rock Star
Gentlemen, I can buy you books and buy you books on how to get laid. But guys I am sorry you either got it or you don’t. Fortunately for you guys who don’t have it there is still a way that you can get ...
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68. | Golf with Jack Nicklaus
You don’t even have to be a golfer to know who the world’s greatest golfer to every hit the course is…None other than the handsome GOLDEN BEAR Jack Nicklaus.
Jack Nicklaus is a golf hall of famer to be admired.
Nicklaus brought power to the ...
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69. | World Cup
After 152 years the world's most prestigious yachting series has moved to Europe, with a completely new timetable that offers racing each year right up until the main event.
Every wealthy man should enjoy his yachting but not at the expense of not enjoying ...
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70. | Girls Don't Come to You…You have to Go Get Them
Success with girls requires the same dedication and work as any other successful venture. It can be a full time job. But I might say a worthwhile one.
You can have the macho man ...
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71. | How Ugly Men Get laid
That’s easy enough. They become rock stars! Look at Uncle Mick! Who doesn’t love Mick Jaggar? I know the King does. Elvis Preston King.
Moving along. Ok, so let’s say you aren’t a musician. ...
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72. | Rich Men Don't Get Laid
The myth of the wealthy playboy is pretty much just the plot of a James Bond movie and not much of a reality. The last known billionaire playboy was Howard Hughes. Donald Trump has tried several times to follow in the Howard Hughes shoes but always fails miserably. ...
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73. | Attraction
Yes to a certain degree you can pump up your attraction to women with the right attitude. Yes you can improve your attraction level if you study the pick up artist’s courses, but a lot of it is natural born talent and ...
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74. | Girlfriend
Oh, what a word….GIRLFRIEND. You just wouldn’t believe in the Western World how many men just DO NOT have a girlfriend. You better believe it your author has a girlfriend. At the last count I counted over 1036. However, every day ...
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75. | Macho Man
Body, wanna feel my body, body, baby,
such a thrill, my body
Body, wanna touch my body, body, baby,
it's too much, my body
Body, check it out, my body, body, baby,
don't you doubt, my ...
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76. | Nice Guy vs Bad Boy...Who Gets Laid?
Gentlemen, You are the prize and you have to expect respect. Unbelievably the world’s number 1 pick up Artist is a nice guy/bad guy. However, if you are too much of a nice guy the girls will lead you around by ...
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77. | Wingman
Gentlemen... The subject that we are discussing is seduction.
A Wingman is a guy you go out with when you go out looking for girls. I also sometimes refer to my Wingman as my Side- Kick. In Elvis Preston King’s case whenever he ...
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78. | Get Laid
So you want to get laid. Getting laid in the Western World and especially in the United States is becoming harder and harder. President Bush is a happy camper. As far as he is concerned with his Puritan beliefs you boys shouldn’t get laid until ...
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79. | The World's Richest Man
Sex and money that’s what makes the world go round. But it is very delicate balancing act to have both.
Hang in there Bill Gates. Riches can not always be counted in dollars or Euros. Riches can be ...
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80. | What's It All About For Men Over FIFTY?
Do you even have to ask? Money and Chicks! Of course!
Your author is from the hippie era 1967, 1968 and1969. Free Love, Reach into that old memory of yours. Try to remember Jimmie Hendrix and we still had Elvis Aaron Presley too! Wow! Free love, no ...
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81. | Elvis Has Left the Building but Elvis is NOT Dead
Elvis has been spotted at hamburger joints just about all over the US. Lately he has been seen in different parts of the world. He was spotted in Eastern Europe. Elvis was spotted in Russia at a sidewalk cafe. In Romania Elvis ...
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82. | The World's Top Ladies Man
Are you sure you want the job. Elvis Preston King is the World’s Top Playboy and the World’s Top Pick-up Artist. No man on earth seduces as many young 18 year old dream girls as Elvis ...
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83. | Last Call for the World's Top Playboy's Services
First of all who is the world’s top playboy, the world’s top pick-up artist, the world’s top ladies man?
Is he Hugh Hefner? Who then?
His name is Elvis Preston King. Elvis has always been a natural ...
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84. | The World's Top Pick-up Artist
Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you very much for your attention. I always new that I am the top Playboy in the world. Recently I posted a challenge on the internet called “The World’s Top Playboy Playoff Challenge” because in ...
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85. | World's Top Playboy Playoff Challenge
If you are a bachelor looking for help in picking up girls and you do your Google search numerous gurus of picking up girls pop up in the search. So, how do you pick the right teacher or the right man for the job to help you pick ...
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86. | Picture Yourself in a Magical Tropical Paradise
With the Girl of Your Dreams
Picture yourself in a magical topical paradise. Crystal clear water, warm trade winds on a lush volcanic island with deserted moonlit beaches.
Are you seeing this picture in your mind's ...
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87. | The Richest Man on Earth
Forbes magazine leads you to believe the richest man on earth is William Henry Gates the Third, good old Bill Gates. Others will tell you the richest man on earth is Ingvar Kamprad the founder of Ikea.
The Association of Sexually Starved Western Men will tell you ...
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88. | Billionaire Playboy
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89. | My Life
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90. | I LOVE SPAM!!!
Please feel free to publish this article and resource box in your ezine, newsletter, offline publication or website. I also ask that you activate any html links found in the article and in the byline. You may make minor editorial corrections only. A copy would be appreciated at ...
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91. | Are You an Older Man Miserable With Your Sex Life?
I am talking about men between 40 and 65 more or less. I know men who have been married for forty miserable years to the wrong woman. I know men who are co-dependent on the old bag of their ...
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92. | Are You a Rich Shy Guy who Can't Pick up Girls?
Are You a Rich Shy Guy who Can't Pick up Girls?
Problem solved.
Hi, I am Elvis Preston King I hold the world record of the most girlfriends of any man on the planet! I am an expert at ...
[Added: 24 Feb 2005 Hits: 61 Words: 677]
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93. | Why Elvis Preston King the NEW King Takes Cruise Vacations with His Dream Girls
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Why Elvis Preston King the NEW King Takes Cruise Vacations with His Dream Girls!
There is nothing like a cruise to please Elvis ...
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94. | How Would YOU Like to Have a Travel Buddy Who Knows How to Pick up Girls
How Would YOU Like to Have a Travel Buddy Who Knows How to Pick up Girls!
Let's go on a vacation, but this time lets skip, Ft. Lauderdale, Hawaii, Bahamas or Cancun. Let's go where the girls love Western Men like you and me.
I am Elvis ...
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95. | What Do You Do on Valentines Day When You Have 1000 Girlfriends!!!!
What Do You Do on Valentines Day When You Have 1000 Girlfriends!!!!
Valentine's Day was initially an outgrowth of an ancient Roman festival honoring the goddess Juno, Roman Goddess of Marriage or a subsequent celebration of St. Valentine, a martyred Roman who protected the institution of ...
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