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Hoot Holler and Honk

Let everyone in the entire world no that YOU are a loser who can’t get laid. If your king, Elvis Preston King sees a girl he likes he goes after her calm and cool just like a professional bank robber. I may be robbing the cradle… I never date a girl less than 18 or much over 18. Many countries want to raise their age of consent after Elvis Preston King has picked up every 18 year old chic in the country. It is amazing to me that there are losers world wide of this magnitude. You ... read more

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Let everyone in the entire world no that YOU are a loser who can’t get laid.

If your king, Elvis Preston King sees a girl he likes he goes after her calm and cool just like a professional bank robber. I may be robbing the cradle… I never date a girl less than 18 or much over 18. Many countries want to raise their age of consent after Elvis Preston King has picked up every 18 year old chic in the country.

It is amazing to me that there are losers world wide of this magnitude. You want to sit here and tell me there isn’t a dire need for a man like Elvis Preston King whose job is picking up girls for desperate losers. You bet there is. The tough part is that your author and your king is looking for a loser with money to spend on the good life. A little harder bill to fill. I am hoping one of these guys who is a full blown loser actually wins the lotto so Elvis Preston King can put him out of his misery with chics, chics and more chics!

This has always summed it up for me:

“We want women, that’s it!...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know ‘bout that, we don’t know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we’ve had so far...The car-horn-honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks...this man is out of ideas!”

-Jerry Seinfeld

The man is a big loser who can’t get laid but don’t fret there is a solution and that solution is Elvis Preston King…..

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