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How Ugly Men Get laid
By Elvis Preston King
That’s easy enough. They become rock stars! Look at Uncle Mick! Who doesn’t love Mick Jaggar? I know the King does. Elvis Preston King.
Moving along. Ok, so let’s say you aren’t a musician. Ok then get on over to the library and pick up every book every written on how to pick up and seduce girls.
Ok so that didn’t work, so what now. Well. Little ugly buddy you got one more chance. You can audition for the position of wingman for the world’s number 1 pick up artist and playboy…Elvis Preston King. Elvis can and will get you laid.
Elvis hangs out with a beer bellied geek name Bob Kelly who gets laid more than Brad Pitt ever dreamed of. Why because Bob Kelly is smart enough to hang out with the king. Bob doesn’t mind if he has to pick up the tab. Cause Elvis picks up the girls!
Bob said he had picked up a copy of the “ugly Man’s Guide to Picking up Beautiful Women.” He said it has some great ideas but it’s just a lot simpler to hang out with the King and let the King do the work!
Wanna bet I can’t get you laid by this weekend. I’ll take that bet any time you want my little or BIG ugly buddy.
What are you waiting for call Elvis now at 809-581-8648.
About the Author
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
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