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Get Laid
By Elvis Preston King
So you want to get laid. Getting laid in the Western World and especially in the United States is becoming harder and harder. President Bush is a happy camper. As far as he is concerned with his Puritan beliefs you boys shouldn’t get laid until the day of the big wedding. Are you willing to wait?
The problem of getting laid is so prevalent that organizations are popping up all over the world. Seminars are being held and books are being written and classes are being held. And GUYS still aren’t getting laid.
Do I have your answer to the question of HOW DO I GET LAID? Yes I DO. The easiest way is to call the world’s number 1 pick up artist Elvis Preston King. This guy is 55 years old and he is eternally 18. And he gets laid with a different 18 year old baby dolls every day of the year and sometimes twice on Sunday. Get this… the guy is for hire. His chauffeur gets laid more than the number 2 pick up artist in the world. The guy is phenomenal. He is looking for a wealthy wanna be playboy but rumor has it that he is just a real nice guy and that if a poor guy who can’t get laid went and asked him to take pitty on him and help him get laid he would probably help the poor guy get laid.
The guy is an artist. A get laid artist. He can take the bitch and turn her into a loveable kitten in minutes. The guy is simply a “Ripley’s Believe it or Not” kind of guy.
The unbelievable thing is he is virtually unknown. He is simply keeping all those sweet young things for himself. All of his life he has never had a buddy because he has always been hanging out with girls! This is a really big opportunity for the man who wants to live a dream life that would even dwarf Hugh Hefner’s life.
He does no pros and no dancers nothing but sweet 18 year old school girls. It is enough to make President Bush raise the age of consent to 21. Society just can’t stand that Elvis Preston King is the get laid man and with young 18 year old innocent sweet dolls.
Don’t be stupid BUD call the man at 809-581-8648 or email loverboybachelor@yahoo.com.
About the Author
picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
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